Small boots....

In a remote training camp, a squad of rookies had just returned to their billet after a day's march under the broiling sun.

"What a life!" said one new soldier."Miles from anywhere, a sergeant who thinks he's Attila the Hun, no women, no booze, no leave and on top of all that, my boots are two sizes too small."

"You don't want to put up with that, chum,"said his neighbor."Why don't you put in for a new pair?"

"Not likely," came the reply."Taking them off is the only pleasure i have got!"

MORAL--PEOPLE LOVE TO TALK ABOUT THEIR MISERY....